They're hiding in your bed. You won't even know they're there until it's you're covered in bites. These little bastards {are{ tough to get rid of|will keep coming back.
- Don't panic!
- Grab some insecticide.
- {Bed bugs canbe controlled.
These Fucking Bed Bugs Are Killing Me
These hell of these bloodsuckers are driving me insane. I've tried everything! I've scrubbed this place until it shines, bought everykiller under the sun, andthey keep coming back.
- My skin burns all the time with these bites.
- Itchy welts.
- I can'trelax anymore.
I'm at my wit's end. Where are the exterminators when you need them?
I'm Screwed, I Have Bed Bugs
Dude, my world just hit rock bottom. You know that creeping, crawling terror you get when you think about bed bugs? Yeah, well, guess who's dealing with it? This awful and I don't know where to begin. My apartment is overrun with these little biting demons and they're making my skin crawl. I've tried everything - diatomaceous earth, bug spray, sleeping in the bathtub - but nothing seems to work. I feel like I'm going insane. This is worse than that time I lost my dog. I just want these monsters gone!
Have these Damn Bed Bugs Outta My House
Listen up, people, I've got a serious problem. Those nasty bed bugs have decided my house is their new hotel. I'm talking about welts everywhere, and the thought of them being everywhere in my bed gives me the creeps.
We've tried everything, but these bugs are tough. I'm at my breaking point and I need to get rid of them once and for all.
This is a nightmare, and I need some help. If you have any tricks on how to destroy these vampires of the night, please, share them with me!
What in the It's a Bed Bug Apocalypse
It's turning into a nightmare out there, folks. Those bloodsucking little critters are everywhere. You can't even go to a hotel anymore. I've {seen bites on peoplethat are just plain creepy. It's enough to make you want to burn down your house. I {don’t know about you, butI’m starting to feel like we'reliving in an episode of The Walking Dead.
Bed Bugs: The Ultimate Fuck You
Damn bed bugs, they're the worst. They just show up outta thin air and ruin your whole damn life. You get covered in bites with these little vampires of the night. And don't even get me started on the horrible itching. It's like they take pleasure in torturing you.
- You spend|You waste|You torture yourself|days, weeks, months|forever trying to exterminate these little assholes.
- It’s a losing battle
- You feel like you're going insane
Seriously, these bugs are pure evil. They're a nightmare. You just want to here throw things and {give up|crawl into a hole.